Sailors' breasts fury* and humble pie

Thanks to "the cheeky chaps at the Chaser" for alerting us to this.

The choice of grown up people to get their breasts augmented is noone's business but their own, but these two cases of tax-payer funded surgery is the final, feels-like-the-real-thing straw to the back of my already inflated sense of injustice that the defense forces get so much, while Education gets so little...

[Excuse my many mixed metaphors. I'm aware of the bizarre mental picture this makes, but I'm just so flabbergasted with the world right now]

In other news, my student teacher was completely prepared for today's lesson. I guess I have to remember that just because I continue to fly through every day by the skin of my teeth, and am generally lucky to remember what day it is, doesn't mean that everyone else shares my immense sense of self-righteousness for remembering what classes they have to teach.

*officially taken as a potential band name/t-shirt slogan/novel title. So don't even think about stealing it. Gold that it is...